Today is the First Day of the Rest of My Blog

Ya better be on the lookout for flying dogs! This one in particular likes to "bite" water. No, you did not misunderstand. My crazy Taco dog likes to bite at the water as it shoots, full force, out of the hose nozzle. It's especially amusing when it goes up his nose. He snorts and sneezes, even gags a little when it actually gets in his mouth. Does that stop him? Of COURSE not! He continues to jump and gobble at the water, in spite of near-drowning. He's a funny one, alright. He'll spend a good half hour to fourty-five minutes at this until he's totally exhausted, which is just fine by me. When he's tired maybe he'll quit following me around all the time, from room to room. I can't even take a pee without his galloping, gangly legs clomping on the wood floors after me. Sometimes he gets going so fast he can't stop and slides right into the wall, legs sprawled every which way. Now THAT'S funny! He's great at staying on my heels....

Bless The Broken Road I set out on a narrow way, many years ago Hoping I would find true love, along the broken road But I got lost a time or two Wiped my brow and kept pushing through I couldn't see how every sign, pointed straight to you Every long lost dream lead me to where you are Others who broke my heart, they were like northern stars Pointing me on my way, into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That lead me straight to you I think about the years I spent, just passing through I'd like to have the time I lost, and give it back to you But you just smile and take my hand You've been there you understand It's all part of a grander plan, that is coming true Every long lost dream, lead me to where you are Others who broke my heart, they were like northern stars Pointing me on my way, into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That lead me straight to you Now I...

in honor of today's date, i propose that all humans on the planet visit their local 7-11, buy a six-pack of 7up and share it with six friends. that sounds like an exciting day. i love exciting stuff like that. daily, i sit around, thinking up really exciting, weird stuff to do. i enjoy being productive, you know. now, for those of you that actually notice and pay attention to insignificant details, you may have noted that in my previous proposition, it leaves one person with no refreshing beverage. i really have no intelligent response to that, or to anything else, for that matter, since my mind is in an excellerated zen-state right now. i feel like there is no true solution to the problem, since there is no such thing as a seven-pack of soda. i mean, what can you do? in addition, since the host is responsible for the comfort of the guests, he or she should be the one to do without; so, no soda for you, live with it! you may ask, "well, why bother with all this seven-up crap...