Today is the First Day of the Rest of My Blog

This is a really boring blog. I'm not actually saying much of anything here. Is my head totally empty? Is my brain so buried in minutae that I can't string a coherent thought together, and especially not one of any real substance? Is my life so dreary and monotonous that I can think of nothing at all to add to the world's endless, growing lists of exciting, intellectually satisfying blogs that rule that vast space known as "the internet"? Help! I'm drowning in a sea of mediocrity!!! Quick! Sombody save me from myself... I'm boring myself to sleeeeeeep!

Could someone please tell me what happened? I really don't understand this. I can't find it anywhere! It seems to have completely disappeared and I have no idea where it went. It's funny how you keep going along, taking for granted that it's there and then you turn around one minute and it's gone the next! This is ridiculous...where is it? It was here just aminute ago and...wait. Just a minute ago... It was here, now it's not. I wonder... Maybe it's gone for good! Oh, great. I'll bet that's it. It IS gone for good. This really sucks. I thought I would have it forever, and then I find out that not only is it gone, but once it's gone, it's gone forever! This is a stinking revelation. Now what? Uh oh! There it goes again! Just as I was writing here, it came and went again. This is really disturbing. Crap. Now what?

well, i made it through another week. sometimes it seems like a week can take a month and other times it winks an eye, why? bet u didnt know im a poet, too..well, how could u? ok.ok. im gettin kinda corny but since jimmy cracked corn and i dont care, then why did they make a song about it? ok. ok. i stole that joke, i outright admit it and i really DO NOT CARE! my daughter harrassed me just now because i couldnt remember how to spell "stole". i explained to her that its been quite awhile since i was in ENGLISH class, but she was still laughing and couldnt hear me...snot brat! so fridays rock. friday is my "sigh" day because i can finally relax. aaaaah! now what? what should i do with my weekend? should i spend it in bed, sleeping in late every morning? should i stay out late each night, cruising the bars, rabble-rowzing (is that really a word?) in a drunken stupor until the break of dawn (which of course would lead to the sleeping in late each morning thing again). ...

I sit, drinking Chrysanthemum tea, wondering if i actually spelled chrysanthemum right, thinking i should check spell-check and wondering if it's really worth it. i wonder if people will think i'm uncouth because i decided to forgo the capitalization at the beginning of each sentence, (in addition to not capitalizing the letter "i"). well, actually, i did capitalize the beginning of the very first sentence, but that was mostly out of guilt, and the commas that i place prior to the word "but" are really not necessary either. i say either, because the capitalization at the beginning of the sentences are not REALLY necessary, when you think about how many other things in life that really ARE necessary, like water and food and shelter. hmm ...my tea is cold. wait, my tea always gets cold before i can finish it. i'm a sipper, and sippers take forever to finish a drink. come to think of it, i don't know any other sippers besides myself. maybe i'm ...