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Jimmy is Cracking...and so am i

well, i made it through another week. sometimes it seems like a week can take a month and other times it winks an eye, why? bet u didnt know im a poet, too..well, how could u? ok.ok. im gettin kinda corny but since jimmy cracked corn and i dont care, then why did they make a song about it? ok. ok. i stole that joke, i outright admit it and i really DO NOT CARE! my daughter harrassed me just now because i couldnt remember how to spell "stole". i explained to her that its been quite awhile since i was in ENGLISH class, but she was still laughing and couldnt hear me...snot brat! so fridays rock. friday is my "sigh" day because i can finally relax. aaaaah! now what? what should i do with my weekend? should i spend it in bed, sleeping in late every morning? should i stay out late each night, cruising the bars, rabble-rowzing (is that really a word?) in a drunken stupor until the break of dawn (which of course would lead to the sleeping in late each morning thing again). ...

Mum's The Word

I sit, drinking Chrysanthemum tea, wondering if i actually spelled chrysanthemum right, thinking i should check spell-check and wondering if it's really worth it. i wonder if people will think i'm uncouth because i decided to forgo the capitalization at the beginning of each sentence, (in addition to not capitalizing the letter "i"). well, actually, i did capitalize the beginning of the very first sentence, but that was mostly out of guilt, and the commas that i place prior to the word "but" are really not necessary either. i say either, because the capitalization at the beginning of the sentences are not REALLY necessary, when you think about how many other things in life that really ARE necessary, like water and food and shelter. hmm ...my tea is cold. wait, my tea always gets cold before i can finish it. i'm a sipper, and sippers take forever to finish a drink. come to think of it, i don't know any other sippers besides myself. maybe i'm ...