Mum's The Word

I sit, drinking Chrysanthemum tea, wondering if i actually spelled chrysanthemum right, thinking i should check spell-check and wondering if it's really worth it. i wonder if people will think i'm uncouth because i decided to forgo the capitalization at the beginning of each sentence, (in addition to not capitalizing the letter "i"). well, actually, i did capitalize the beginning of the very first sentence, but that was mostly out of guilt, and the commas that i place prior to the word "but" are really not necessary either. i say either, because the capitalization at the beginning of the sentences are not REALLY necessary, when you think about how many other things in life that really ARE necessary, like water and food and shelter. hmm...my tea is cold. wait, my tea always gets cold before i can finish it. i'm a sipper, and sippers take forever to finish a drink. come to think of it, i don't know any other sippers besides myself. maybe i'm the only one! wow, that would make me really unique. the only sipper on the entire planet! cool, i rock! i'm unique! crap. i know i'm only deluding myself...i know i'm not the only sipper on the planet, i just know it! i just want to feel special, that's all. guess i'll have to find another way to do it...i know, shoe shopping! nothing perks me up more than a spanking new pair of shoes!! hmm..yeah, you're right, buying a pair of shoes isn't going to make me feel special. i mean, how shallow can ya get? i guess i'll have to get a purse to match, and maybe some sparkly earrings, while i'm at it. yeah, now that sounds like a good day...